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Well, thanks to a certain someone who will remain nameless (RENO), I'm out one fuzzy little gerbil. I can't even give Nemo the dignity of a burial in the bushes out on the quad. There's nothing left of my poor fuzzy little baby. I won't sink to Reno's level and hurt his fish in retaliation for the Nemo-napping and subsequent murder of said gerbil. (Besides, Reno's fish would probably bite all my fingers off if I tried to grab it.) So the fish will live another day.

I did, however get a new pet! There was a store in Cordova selling these adorably fuzzy rabbits. There were rabbits near my hometown (even if they tried to kill you), so I couldn't resist getting a furry little... "lop-lop", I think is what the salesperson said the breed was. They're so cute! Again, I'll get a picture of the little dear up as soon as I can. (And no, Reno, you are NOT naming her.)

...Expensive, though. Uhm, Tseng? Sir? ...Could I have a slight advance on my next paycheck? Only about ten dollars. I need money for meals and, well, the supplies for the rabbit cost me a lot of money. S-sorry if it seems like begging!

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...did he like... feed RC explosives to it or something?
I don't get paid enough to afford explosives for things like that, dude. Good idea, though..
Yeah, and some people don't get paid enough to keep replacing pets lost to jackassery. Ever thought of that? I know, I'm brilliant :).
Hell, Elena gets paid more than me. An' gerbils are boring, anyway.
He fed it to his piranha. Alive. You see what I have to put up with, Matt? He's my coworker.

Thankfully my new rabbit's a lot bigger, so it won't be an easy target.
... I thought carnivorous piranhas only ate dead animals... Creepy shit there.

You know, you're totally asking for it to get hurt now. Jerks can't resist challenges like that.

[private to Matt]

Way creepy. My poor baby. ;_; I'm changing the locks on my door so it won't happen again.

...Good point. Now Reno's gonna want to do a repeat of the situation. Ugh. He is so irritating sometimes.

[private to Elena]

I can hook you up with security, if you want. Won't do much except maybe draw attention and give you peace of mind. But it's better than nothing?

[private to Matt]

No, no. It's sweet of you to offer, but no security. I got this one under control. And if all else fails, Reno'll just get his paycheck cut again. That usually keeps him under control.

That and I can kick his butt if need be. I'm tougher than I look, you know. :)

((And again, to the right person this time!))

[private to Elena]

Ahaha, okay. I'll be rootin' for ya then. Just holler if you change your mind though.

[private to Matt]

You got it. I need any help, I'll drop you a line. Thanks, Matt!
BOSS7 WISHES TO MEET THIS EARS McDANGLEFLOP OF YOURS.
OVER MY DEAD BODY, RENO.

FEED HIM TO THAT THING AND... well, let's just say that my last threat from the gala still stands. And I'll add in blackmail photos.
I CAN ARRANGE THAT :)

.. I WON'T FEED CAPTAIN BUNBUN TO BOSS7. BOSS7 CHOOSES AND HUNTS FOR HIS OWN FOOD.
TSENG AND SHACHO WOULD KILL YOU, RENO. >:/

Keep it AWAY from me and my rabbit. That thing is more of a menace than Sephiroth was! And it doesn't even have opposable thumbs! Or a sword!
I WOULD MAKE UP THE EXCUSE THAT YOU WERE POSSESSED BY SOME DEMON AND THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YA WAS DEATH.

Wanna test that theory an' see if ya can live against Boss7?
NOBODY'LL BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE, RENO, AND YOU KNOW IT!

Not on your life, Reno. Why not give that vicious little thing to an aquarium or something? I bet they'd love it.
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN AT THIS SCHOOL. SO IT HAS A CHANCE OF BEING BELIEVABLE.

They got plenty of fish >:| Boss7 stays.
NOT THAT BELIEVEABLE, RENO. I'M NOT DOING ANYBODY ANY HARM!

Fine. Just keep that menace away from me and my bunny. And I'm changing the lock on my door just so you won't be able to get in. So there! >:/
BEING INNOCENT DOESN'T REPEL DEMONS, ELENA.

Locks on doors don't always stop people from gettin' in, either.
We will see that you're taken care of, Elena.